Hi! I'm Xiaolu Fenfang! I'm 17 years old! I'm an actress and I weigh 80 pounds. For lunch I was given a 80p boxed set. I was kinda jealous because the lead actress got one that cost 1.20 pounds. I'm sleeping with my Chinese boyfriend. And I'm sleeping with your husband.
I moved to Britain. And I got my British passport. I learned English. Now I'm a movie director and
a writer. Why are you rating my book a 3.43?!?! Oh, I get it. I know.
It's because you can't stop eating Pringles! Jesus H. Christ! I don't eat more than four beans a day! There's a thousand girls like me in Shanghai! We all have high cheekbones and 0% body fat. You're obsolete!